TMI Tuesday - I’m Down to Answer Anything
(Source: shypumpkin, via scarletdove) An actual text conversation between my mother and I:Mom: Dinner ideas?Me: food Mom: Wat Me: of the edible variety Mom: Der Me: with some degree of deliciousness Mom: Shadddup Me: you initiated the conversation by stating an inquiry. Me: my apologies for the error in my spelling; enquiry. Mom: Dork Me: thou art stricken by avarice due to the exhibition of my superior mastery of the english language. Mom: Sod off. Me: presently, thou hath consorted with wrath, and subsequently resorted to profanity because thou art a cotton-headed ninnymuggins. Me: thou doth indeed possess the knowledge that i am keen upon utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate ersatz intelligence; do i err? Mom: *does not reply* Sigh....#HatersGonnaHate |
